Awesome Good Clean Jokes for Kids

Bob Phillips

Harvest House Publishers, Jun 24, 1992 - Juvenile Nonfiction - 208 pages

Bob Phillips’ original GOOD CLEAN JOKES FOR KIDS was such a hit that the master jokester has scoured the earth (well, not quite) for even more crazy riddles, puns, knock-knocks, wisecracks, and tongue twisters. Enjoy them alone or try them out on unsuspecting friends, parents, and youth leaders:

Q. What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A. A nervous wreck.

Q. What is an astronaut’s favorite meal?
A. Launch

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
Diesel all make you laugh if you aren’t very bright.

Totally awesome fun! For kids of all ages.

Contents

• Levi Jean: 7
• Hubert Erastus: 11
• Whos There?: 16
• The Answer Man: 19
• Barnaby Basil: 23
• Knee Slappers: 28
• Priscilla Rufus: 33
• Elephant Watch: 38
• School Daze: 42
• Whats in a Name?: 45
• Hoarse Laughs: 49
• What Am I?: 54
• Ken Melba: 57
• Crazy Definitions: 62
• Open the Door: 65
• Odds Ends: 69
• Maynard Myrtle: 72
• The Answer Man: 77
• Tell Me How: 81
• When When When?: 85
• Christy Lisa: 89
• Belly Laughs: 94
• Mork Dork: 98
• Use the Doorbell: 102
• Foolishness: 106
• Mark Ryan: 111
• The Answer Man: 116
• You Hear About?: 120
• Crazy Thoughts: 123
• Buford Evelyn: 127
• Where Oh Where?: 132
• Special People: 135
• Winifred Thaddaeus: 139
• The Wise Old Owl: 144
• Rib Ticklers: 146
• Jesse Bessie: 151
• What If?: 155
• Daffy Dictionary: 158
• Ruby Red: 162
• Stop the Knocking: 167
• More Craziness: 170
• Tell Me How: 174
• Funny Business: 177
• The Answer Man: 181
• Silly Dillies: 185
• Bartholomew Reginald: 190
• What Do You Get When?: 194
• Side Splitters: 196
• Elephants Elephants and More Elephants: 200
• Leftovers: 204

About the author

Bob Phillips, master compiler of inspirational verses, Scripture references, and quotes on the lighter, humorous side of life, has written a hundred books with combined sales of more than 11 million copies. Bob also serves as executive director emeritus for Hume Lake Christian Camps and is a licensed family counselor in California.

Bibliographic information

• Title: Awesome Good Clean Jokes for Kids
• Author: Bob Phillips
• Publisher: Harvest House Publishers, 1992
• ISBN: 1565070623, 9781565070622
• Length: 208 pages
• Subjects: Juvenile Nonfiction / Humor / Jokes & Riddles; Juvenile Nonfiction / Religious / Christian / General