Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern EndearmentsFrom the wickedly hilarious pen of Southern humorist Celia Rivenbark comes a collection of essays that brings to mind Dave Barry (in high heels) or Jeff Foxworthy (in a prom dress). |
Contents
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9 | |
Mama Celias Marriage Tips | 15 |
If Hes So Sick Why Am I So Tired? | 21 |
Total Woman This | 27 |
A Caveman Weekend | 33 |
Big Fake Breasts | 49 |
Can Quit Anytime I Like | 63 |
Lard Is Good Lard Is Great | 103 |
This Beer Was Made for Wearin | 112 |
Carlos and Ruby | 125 |
Fake Dog Testicles | 131 |
Ive Scanned So Wheres My Check? | 149 |
Clams Flying Batman and Me | 158 |
Drowning in the Jury Pool | 173 |
Barbie the Telemarketer | 192 |
Time to Reclaim My Funny Skin? | 73 |
Bless Your Heart Tramp | 79 |
Thats Mizzeriz to You Kiddo | 87 |
Liddy Dole Doesnt Snort | 97 |
Calling Mom from the Train Tracks | 198 |
Fashion Takes a Holiday | 204 |