Close Encounters... of the Shirley KindYorkshire lass Shirley is cycling to work one day when she encounters a UFO. Following a very confusing conversation with the alien occupants of the spacecraft, Shirley is taken aboard and travels through time and space with them. On her travels she inadvertently creates and alters some of the major historical events of the last century. Unfortunately for the poor unsuspecting aliens, Shirley, being big of heart and small of brain, manages to cause havoc not only on board the craft but also with the very fabric of time. Ever wondered where Lord Lucan went or what really happened during the famous Philadelphia experiment? Does Area 51 exist and did a UFO crash in Roswell? Where did Spielberg get the idea for his movie E.T.? Shirley knows the answers to these questions and many others and she shares her 'special' knowledge with you in this book. |
Contents
Section 1 | 2 |
Section 2 | 3 |
Section 3 | 4 |
Section 4 | 5 |
Section 5 | 46 |
Section 6 | 55 |
Section 7 | 87 |
Section 8 | 118 |
Section 9 | 145 |
Section 10 | 169 |
Section 11 | 191 |
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