Dave Barry Is Not Making This UpA collection of articles by the syndicated columnist explores topics ranging from shark-fishing and UFO sightings to answering machines, rock bands, presidential politics, and home shopping. |
Contents
FOOD FOR THOUGHT | 2 |
FATHER FACES LIFE | 6 |
PUMPED UP | 13 |
DIRTY DANCING | 17 |
A LEFTHANDED COMPLIMENT | 21 |
A SPACE ODYSSEY | 26 |
PLUMBERS HELPER | 47 |
WATCH YOUR REAR | 51 |
CRIME BUSTERS | 146 |
FALSE ALARM | 150 |
THE WORLDS FASTEST LAWN MOWER | 154 |
WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN? | 158 |
HEARTS THAT ARE TRUE | 163 |
NOW THATS SCARY | 176 |
MUSTANG DAVEY | 180 |
THE WHAMMIES | 184 |
ITS A GAS | 55 |
THE UNKINDEST CUT OF ALL | 59 |
TARTS AFIRE | 63 |
INSECT ASIDE | 67 |
INVASION OF THE MONEY SNATCHERS | 71 |
HELL ON WINGS | 76 |
THE GREAT MALL OF CHINA | 81 |
HAUTE HOLES | 101 |
COURTROOM CONFESSIONS | 105 |
OVER HIS HEAD | 111 |
MOBY DAVE | 115 |
SHARK BAIT | 133 |
CAPTAINS UNCOURAGEOUS | 137 |
THE LIVING BRA | 141 |
THE WORST SONGS EVER RECORDED | 188 |
AND THE WINNER IS | 193 |
THE OLDTIMERS GAME | 199 |
BREAKING THE ICE | 203 |
CONSUMERS FROM MARS | 207 |
SAY UNCLE | 212 |
PUNCTUATION R EASY | 216 |
YOUVE GOTTA BE KIDDING | 220 |
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE | 224 |
NERDS Я US | 228 |
UNEASY RIDER | 232 |
DAVES REAL WORLD | 237 |
A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE | 241 |
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