Hair-Brained Humor: Humorous Stories from the Barber ShopWayne Hayworth has been entertaining customers as a barber for 47 years. He has ghost written other books, but this is the fi rst book that openly carries his name as author. Wayne began his education at what is now Multnomah University; he received a B.A. and Masters degree from Christian International Graduate School, Florida, and served in Christian ministry for many years encouraging countless individuals. Because part of barbering is human relations, Wayne hoped that this book will make a positive contribution to the profession of barbering. He happily lives in Portland, OR with his loving wife Lolita, and their charming daughter Michelle. |
Contents
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Colossal Customers | 22 |
The Haircut Challenged | 26 |
Irregular Customers | 30 |
Combovers Baldness | 34 |
The Aggressive Eccentric | 40 |
Beards Mustaches | 44 |
Odors | 45 |
The Drunk | 62 |
Working On Children | 65 |
Kids Do Say the Darndest Things | 70 |
Scams Thieves | 73 |
The Handicapped | 75 |
Hairpieces | 78 |
CoWorkers | 80 |
Barber College | 85 |
Keeping a Good Atmosphere | 47 |
When the Barber Blunders | 52 |
The Communication Challenged | 57 |
Moffat Naval Air Base | 91 |
The Merriot Hotel | 95 |
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