Handy as I Wanna be: A Novel with ToolsA comedy on a handyman who drives his wife crazy fixing things. One moment he is tearing the backyard, the next breaking into the house to test the burglar alarm. His wife sends him to a psychiatrist, only to see him at it again, fixing the doctor's house. |
Contents
Demolition Man | 1 |
The Vision Thing | 13 |
My Hardware Guy Phil | 19 |
Copyright | |
24 other sections not shown
Common terms and phrases
Agita Alex Trebek Alphonse Ange Angela Angie Angie's answered asked backyard basement Bizarro bolt breaker calzone ceiling Cheetos Chlordane chuckled circuit cracks cried crumbling dark door dream drum drywall eyes finish floor garage garden gnomes gave glue gnocchi gnomes going hammer hand handy urges handyman Harriet head hole ice dam inside joists kids lath lava lamp leak lock look mean muttered nail nail gun nice Nick Nick's night nodded nozzle Okay paint patch Petunia Phil pipes plaster plastic powder post beetles problem pulled Raging Bull replied roof sewer shaman shrugged sledge sleep slipped smiled snapped sofa spray stairs stared stuff sure talk tank tell termite there's things toilet told Tsunami turned valve Vincent Vinnie Tip waiting wall whispered window wood yard