Jock Itch: The Misadventures of a Retired Jersey ChaserWith acerbic wit and raw honesty, actress Rosa Blasi—star of ABC’s The Whole Truth, Make It Or Break It and Hollywood’s The Grudge—shares the intimate and laugh-out-loud funny details of her misadventures in dating professional athletes, a bad habit that lasted from her first high school football player boyfriend until a decade of 'roid rage and pathological cheating led to her embrace a life of sports star sobriety. With echoes of Chelsea Handler’s on-her-back honesty; Karrine Steffans’ behind-the-scenes confessionals; the steamy, tell-all spice and humor of Jenna Jameson’s How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, and the sports world sensibilities of Jose Canseco’s Juiced, Rosa’s Jock Itch is an unforgettable, unmissable true tale of her lessons in life, love, and linebackers. |
Contents
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Pucked | 27 |
Rebound | 51 |
Out of Left Field | 65 |
Reviewing the Play | 95 |
Mr NotSoIrrelevant | 119 |
Our Rookie Year | 139 |
Taking One for the Team | 161 |
Our First Draft Pick | 189 |
Time Out | 205 |
AllOut Blitz | 235 |
Instant Replay | 249 |
Getting Tackled | 271 |
Game Over | 303 |
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