Remove Child Before Folding: The 101 Stupidest, Silliest, and Wackiest Warning Labels EverWARNING: THIS BOOK MAY CAUSE HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER. In the hallowed literary tradition of The Darwin Awards and Headlines comes this mind-boggling collection of the most outrageous warning labels ever slapped onto perfectly good products. Before you try to dry your hair with a blowtorch or iron a shirt while you're wearing it, read this hilarious collection of crazy caveats. You'll be surprised how far frightened manufacturers (and their lawyers) must go these days to protect themselves from frivolous lawsuits! |
Contents
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Have a Funny Warning Label? About the Author and Contributor | 102 |
Other editions - View all
Remove Child Before Folding: The 101 Stupidest, Silliest, and Wackiest ... Bob Dorigo Jones No preview available - 2007 |
Remove Child Before Folding: The 101 Stupidest, Silliest, and Wackiest ... Bob Dorigo Jones No preview available - 2014 |
Remove Child Before Folding: The 101 Stupidest, Silliest, and Wackiest ... Bob Dorigo Jones No preview available - 2009 |
Common terms and phrases
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