Tom, Dick, and Harley

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Dog Ear Publishing, 2010 - Humor - 88 pages

TOM, DICK AND HARLEY

1550 Hilarious Jokes.

Mostly aimed at Harley, who is a symbol of the typical Harley Rider who unmercifully makes fun of Scooter Riders.

Now it's the Scooter Rider's turn to make fun of Harley



SCOOTER TIMES

This is a Hard Hitting, Biting Satire which is Hilarious. Motorcyclists and especially Harley Riders Beware. James Albert has come after you with a Vengeance.



James Albert, a Life Long Touring Bicyclist, changed over to a Scooter in 1997. Since then, he put 2000 miles on a 80cc Honda Elite 80, 90,000 miles on a 250cc Honda Helix and 50,000 miles on a 600cc Honda Silver Wing. In 1997 he founded the Pittsburgh Scooter Club.

 

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Common terms and phrases

beer bike can’t Condoms couldn’t DICK Harley DICK What happened DICK What’s didn’t door drink FLOOZY HARLEY FLOOZY Floozy say girl give GRANDDAD HARLEY FLOOZY HARLEY Harley HARLEY Here’s HARLEY Hey HARLEY I don’t HARLEY I want HARLEY I’m HARLEY I’m going HARLEY Look HARLEY My wife HARLEY Never HARLEY OH Harley Riders Harley say HARLEY TOM HARLEY HARLEY What’s HARLEY Yeah Harley’s Head Bandage Helix Scooter Hello Honeymoon How’s husband Jenny Craig Joe the Cannibal kids kiss last night Mae West Mae West say marry Harley Mother-In-Law nice OFFICER HARLEY OLD LADY pill Restaurant riding say Harley sleep soup Spike SUZY FLOOZY tell There’s think Harley told TOM DICK TOM ugly Viagra WAITRESS wear What’s the difference What’s the matter What’s wrong Who’s Why’s wife’s yelled You’re

Bibliographic information

TitleTom, Dick, and Harley
AuthorJames Albert
PublisherDog Ear Publishing, 2010
ISBN1608444252, 9781608444250
Length88 pages
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Humor / General
  
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