Well, Duh!: Our Stupid World, and Welcome to ItIn a world of bumbling idiots, stupidity is a growth industry. One smart strategy is to laugh at it all with this outrageous collection of hilarious tales about the stupid things people do in every field of human activity. Bob Fenster has combed the world of the intellectually challenged searching for more tales of stupidity to entertain us with.........and he's hit the jackpot! After the success of his first two books, Duh! and They Did What!?, Fenster has struck again with Well, Duh! Our Stupid World, and Welcome to It. More tales of the dim-witted and simpleminded are incorporated in chapters such as: * Food for Thoughtlessness: The All-Turnip Diet and Other Loony Meals at the Mindless Cafe * Hollyweird: Bird Brains in Tinsel Town * Dumb Ways to Die: Buried Alive but Not for Long * Government by the Idiots: How to Get Elected to Anything |
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ThirteenCent Bail and the Missing Sponge The Surprising Numskullery of Doctors and Lawyers | 41 |
Hollyweird Birdbrains in Tinseltown | 50 |
On the Home Front FaintNot Jones and the Family That Never Said No | 59 |
Rich but Stupid The Barefoot Explorer and the Witch of Wall Street | 154 |
Government by the idiots How to Get Elected to Anything | 161 |
Stupid Science Catapulting to the Moon and Beyond | 176 |
Dumb Predictions The End of Poverty War and Chickens as Predicted by People Who Got It All Wrong | 184 |
Dumb Sports Flying Pitchers and Concrete Linebackers | 191 |
The Power of Stupidity You Only Break the Leg of the One You Love | 206 |
Military Stupidity Why Generals Arent in Jail | 214 |
The Beached Whale at the DumbOff and Other Random Acts of Idiocy | 223 |
Dumb in School Vertical Thinking and the Aboriginal IQ Test | 67 |
Felonious Hats Killer Makeup and Other Fashion Trends | 73 |
The Business of Stupidity and Vice Versa | 84 |
Dumb Crooks Quick Lets Hop on the Motorized Bar Stool and Make Our Getaway | 101 |
Dumb Ways to Die Buried Alive but Not for Long | 111 |
Oofty Goofty Screaming Meemies and Other Amazing Acts of Popped Culture | 119 |
Anthrodimology The Study of How Stupid Ancient People Were Before They Became Us | 128 |
Riding the Bull Mourning the Cowwws The Wonderful World of Stupid Eccentricities | 137 |
Fools for Love Tom Cruise Mows the Lawn Ivan the Terrible Solves Virginity | 144 |
Smart Thoughts About Stupidity | 231 |
Where Did All This Stupid Stuff Come From? | 237 |
Ask Fortyfive Stupid Questions Get Fortyfour Stupid Answers | 239 |
Twentyone Stupid Solutions to Problems You Didnt Even Know We Had | 263 |
Stupidity by the Numbers | 280 |
Whats the Dumbest Thing Youve Ever Done? Eighteen True Stupid Stories from Real People Just Like You Except Theyre ln the Book and Youre Not | 303 |
Looks Like Were Destupifying Again | 315 |
How to Get Smarter by Cribbing from Actual Smart People | 317 |