books.google.com - Amy Audrey Perkins's parents like to stay at home. And that's no wonder. Because when Amy Audrey goes out, she can't go anywhere without spilling something, falling down, or generally embarrassing any family member who she happens to be with. Can Amy Audrey avoid disaster at Aunt Linda's wedding? Aunts,...http://books.google.com/books/about/I_Can_t_Take_You_Anywhere.html?id=0YlZAAAACAAJ&utm_source=gb-gplus-share"I Can't Take You Anywhere!"