The New Dad's Survival Guide: Man-to-Man Advice for First-Time Fathers (Google eBook)
FATHERHOOD DEMYSTIFIED! Finally-a manual for new dads that deciphers the immensely confusing world of fatherhood and gives crucial tips and advice from a man's point of view. No psychobabble, no warm fuzzies-just a hilarious (and surprisingly practical) military-style guide to surviving and thriving through even the queasiest moments of pregnancy, birth, and babyhood. Seasoned father and master infant-tamer Scott Mactavish breaks the Baby Code down and lays it out in straight-up guyspeak. The New Dad's Survival Guide includes declassified information on such topics as: * Cutting the Cord: The Moment of Truth * Feeding and Cleaning the NFU (New Family Unit) * Surviving Sleep Deprivation * Relieving Stress Without Booze * The Great Boob Irony * Pee, Poo, Hurl, and Snot: Getting Used to the Bodily Functions * Critical Survival Tips Never Before Revealed * Sex: Let the Games Begin Again...Finally * Dozens of Essential Terms Defined, Including Binky, Onesie, Diaper Genie, Passy, and Sippy Cup GRAB YOUR BOOTS AND STRAP ON YOUR HELMET! THE BABIES ARE COMING!
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Review: The New Dad's Survival Guide: Man-to-Man Advice for First-Time FathersUser Review - Ed Ingman - Goodreads
Good, easy to read, primer on fatherhood. Written in very plain English. Thanks to Steve Owens for letting me borrow it! Read full review
Review: The New Dad's Survival Guide: Man-to-Man Advice for First-Time FathersUser Review - Bryan Fishman - Goodreads
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advised allow the NFU au pair baby gear baby shower baby's babysitter big day birth canal bottle bouncy breast milk breast pump breast-feeding breathing exercises BURPING C-section calm car seat cervix chairs childcare cleaning cloth contractions cool crib CRITICAL SURVIVAL TIP day-care centers delivery diaper pail diaper rash dilate doctor door epidural EPISIOTOMY especially fatherhood feeding formula FPP-to-be FPP's Grandma head hospital hurl infant issues keep labor/delivery letdown MISSION ORDERS months NFU's nipples nurse obstetrician ointment pacifier pain pair panic parent parenthood pediatrician Phase Pitocin placenta plastic POSTPARTUM potty pregnancy private caregiver probably relax scream Shirley Griffith sleep STAGE OF LABOR starts stress sure there's toddler trip typically umbilical cord uterus wait week what's wipe yurp