Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man

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HarperCollins, Aug 23, 1997 - Health & Fitness - 192 pages
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Since primitive times, women have gazed over campfires, fumbled out of their bearskins and wondered how to best please their tool-wielding mates. Grunting males have offered little help or guidance for their eager-to-learn companions, instead occupying themselves with chest thumping, sports on cable and other testosterone-driven posturing.

It took eons of Darwinian development for women to realize that the answers to their many questions were as close as the nearest telephone. Who better to unveil the mysteries of the he-man psyche that a woman's best friend, the master of clever and refined thinking, the gay man? He knows exactly when, where and how to elicit that ultimate ooh-ooh, because he knows all too well what he wants.

Enter Dan Anderson and Maggie Berman, whose biologically determined friendship transcends the battle of the sexes, freeing them to dish and compare notes. Their guide to male pleasure, Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man, is the culmination of their intensive lifelong survey on the subject. Two fearless and dedicated scholars, Dan and Maggie bucked the system, at times even descending into the trenches themselves. Now the wisdom gained from the years of devoted scholarship can finally be divulged to the heterosexual public.

Sex Tips contains such highly classified man-pleasers as:

  • The Flying Wallenda Position

  • The Upstanding Citizen

  • The Princeton Belly Rub

  • Tinglers

  • Backsliders

  • Combo Platters

So, if you hunger to be the most dazzling lover on the planet, Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man will give you the inside track on how to drive your man to new heights of ecstasy. Double your pleasure, double your fun—and double the new ways he'll find to thank you.

What the man in your life won't tell you . . . but wants you to know

He knows what he wants . . . now you will too!

Foolproof First Moves!
"Wait a second . . . let me get that thread off your pants" or "Wow, you've been working out. Make a muscle."

Tips on Grips!
You want to hold a Diet Coke, but you don't want to crush the can and why you should have refrigerated cookie dough on hand the next time the girls come over.

Powerful Discoveries!
"The Princeton Belly Rub"—what they really teach you in the Ivy League.

Magic Techniques!
Up, Twist, Over and Down . . . The stroke that'll have more men fighting for you than for Helen of Troy

"You'll have the confidence of knowing that you were the best thing in bed he's ever had and, remember, it's the toe-tingler that gets the tennis bracelet."

  

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Funny but outdated and nothing really new here. Perhaps if one has led a very sheltered life, one might find the information here novel, but for most of us who grew up in the west, this is old news. Read full review

Contents

Clean Up Your Act
2
Tlic Properly Appointed Bedroom
10
Hows It Hanging?
18
Prfmi Piatti
31
Manual Lahor
40
O You Know How to Whistle Dont You?
53
Basic Balldom
71
Why
80
Q Interchange on Intercourse
88
Soap Operas
103
Comho Platters
109
Good Vihrations
117
Hold the Action
130
How to Get What You Want
143
Commonly Asked Questions and Answers
158
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Page 56 - Don't take the power of a hlow joh lightly. Know what to do, and when and how to do it. Whether it's the overture, the entr'acte or the grand finale, the BJ rightly deserves a place of honor in your sexual repertoire. If you're starting with Mr. Softee, you should have no 56 trouhle putting the wkole thing in your mouth while you gently suck ana lick.
Page 59 - ... the way, or prepare to swallow — more on this later. Keep stroking with your hand until it's over. Don't forget to let go after the first few spurts. It's a rare guy who likes his penis held immediately after ejaculation.
Page 55 - Stiffy, or just heing a phony. We cannot overemphasize the proper state of mind. He wants to feel that you are enthusiastically devoting your talents to making his penis happy, and that you're not just doing it hecause you had too much to drink.
Page 66 - The tips in this hook are designed to make you reel confident and in control no matter what you are doing, or with whom you are doing it. Relax your muscles. Your first reaction when a hot rod is heading toward the hack of your throat is to tense up.
Page 56 - Jonathan's chagrin he round a mass of gray hair, froze up, and was simply unahle to continue. "It was like having sex with my father or something," he told us afterward. If you think the same thing might happen to you, and you have a rear of gray hair, too, we recommend that you just turn ofr the light.
Page 56 - The central action is to move the lips in an up and down, or hack and forth, motion. What makes this act so delicious is that you can vary the pressure of your lips, take the penis out of your mouth, lick the sides and...
Page 57 - Women usually think it's hetter to go up and down, letting a little more into their mouths each time. That's for amateurs. Let him know right away that you're going to take good care or him.
Page 58 - Rememher to hreathe when you get to the top. When you're ready to make him really moan, switch from the ring to the magic upstroke, twist, over and down technique, comhining a hand stroke with a mouth stroke.
Page 58 - Once you get really good at this, you can have your mouth on his shaft while one hand tweaks his nipples and the other holds his halls.

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Dan Anderson and Maggie Berman are the authors of the bestselling Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man. They live in Palm Springs and New York City.

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