A pilgrim's digress: my perilous, fumbling quest for the celestial city

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Harmony Books, Mar 4, 2003 - Humor - 222 pages
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It's a long, strange journey to paradise, and often hilarious one, if you bravely follow the road less traveledwherever it leads. John D. Spalding certainly has. In this smart and insightful collection, Spalding, Beliefnet.com's popular offbeat humorist, wanders America as a modern-day "pilgrim" seeking the Celestial City. Loosely organizing his comic misadventures according to John Bunyan's classicThe Pilgrim's Progress, Spalding describes how he spent three days as a street preacher in Times Square ("Excuse me, sir, did you know you're going to hell?"); went to the mat (conversationally) with Omega and Apocalypse, two mainstays of the Christian Wrestling Federation; and visited a man who, practicing the art of trepanation, drilled a hole in his head to make himself permanently happy. He also experienced his own funeral, courtesy of the Dying-to-Get-In Company. Like Christian, Bunyan's beleaguered pilgrim, Spalding never knows who is waiting around the next bend. On his journey, he finds himself at the mercy of rebirthing therapists, Jehovah's Witnesses, and Mormon missionaries, and in the company of a psychic "ghost counselor," America's luckiest (and perhaps divinely blessed) lottery winner, and a mysterious, barefoot holy man named Whatsyourname. Finally, he makes an ancient, five-hundred-mile pilgrimage across Spain, during which he learns what it truly means to be a pilgrim. Funny, wry, and revealing, the stories inA Pilgrim's Digressdescribe Spalding's satirical quest for the righteous path and what he discovers about the spiritual zeitgeist along the way.

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A pilgrim's digress: my perilous, fumbling quest for the celestial city

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This book shows the vitality of contemporary spirituality in all of its bizarre forms. Spalding, who has a Masters in Divinity from Harvard Divinity School and spent a few days as a New York street ... Read full review

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Light, somewhat amusing anecdotes--some more interesting than others. A handful of chapters were very good and left me wanting more. Read full review

Contents

Preface
15
A Tree Stand Close to Heaven
29
All the Luck in the World
47
Copyright

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JOHN D. SPALDING writes “The Sick Soul” humor column for Beliefnet.com. He has written for Maxim, The Week, The Christian Century, and Commonweal, among other publications. A former magazine editor and book publishing professional, he has a bachelor’s degree in philosophy and a master’s degree from Harvard Divinity School. He lives in Connecticut.

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