ARMADILLOS & OLD LACE

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Simon & Schuster, Sep 1, 1994 - Fiction - 240 pages
19 Reviews
The Kinkster is back and in top supersleuth form.
In Armadillos & Old Lace, the hip, witty, cosmically cryptic poet returns to once again ponder the imponderables and disentangle a mystery or two, and this time he's temporarily forsaking the mean streets of Manhattan for his old Texas stomping grounds.
When Kinky Friedman decides it's time to take a break from big-city murder and mayhem, he transports himself and his cat to Texas to get back to his roots, to commune with his dad, to play with his pet armadillo, and to blow the city soot from his fevered brain.
Kinky arrives at his family's combination ranch/summer camp for boys and girls to find urgent messages from Pat Knox, the local justice of the peace (who got that job by beating Kinky in what clearly had to have been a rigged election). It seems Her Honor is a tad concerned that little old ladies in the area are dropping dead at an alarming rate. Fearing something foul is afoot, she persuades Kinky to undertake some sleuthing.
Undaunted by the thought of running up against the toughest lady sheriff in Texas and only a little perturbed by a mass of swarming bees, the Kinkster takes off in his talking car to put the pieces of the puzzle together. Several bunches of yellow roses and a faded photograph taken many years ago of ten pretty girls dressed in white and ready for the cotillion are just the clues Kinky needs to finally unravel a devious scheme of revenge for personal wrongs and social snobbery.
A colorful Texas story of the cosmic variety, Armadillos & Old Lace is Kinky Friedman at his dead-level best, mixing his irresistible irreverence with a really great mystery.

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Review: Armadillos and Old Lace (Kinky Friedman #7)

User Review  - Jamie - Goodreads

I have started re-reading this series (I originally started reading the series it back in the early 90's). So far this has been my favorite of the first several as I re-read them. The series is ... Read full review

Review: Armadillos and Old Lace (Kinky Friedman #7)

User Review  - Chris Decatur - Goodreads

I feel like Kinky always gets me to a place where "Tom Sawyer" took me: Somewhere Else. He has the ability to ponder life in all it's glory and insignificance while waxing cowboy poetic. If you haven ... Read full review

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Kinky Friedman lives in a little green trailer somewhere in the hills of Texas. He has five dogs, one armadillo, and one Smith-Corona typewriter. By the time you are reading this, Mr. Friedman may either be celebrating becoming the next governor of Texas or he may have retired in a petulant snit.

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