My Boys Can Swim!: The Official Guy's Guide to Pregnancy (Google eBook)

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Crown/Archetype, Feb 19, 2009 - Family & Relationships - 112 pages
28 Reviews
Finally—A Pregnancy Book That Won't Put Men to Sleep
My Boys Can Swim! tells real men everything they really want to know about pregnancy, such as: How much is it going to cost? Why does your wife primp before seeing her doctor when she hasn't put a stitch of make-up on for you in months? And, most important, what's it going to do to your sex life?
This rollicking, laugh-out-loud book is for expectant dads in search of bottom-line pregnancy information, without all that boring touchy-feely stuff you find in those books written for women. Inside you'll discover helpful—and hilarious—information and insights on such topics as:
The Maternity Wardrobe: "A key part of the maternity wardrobe is maternity underwear—parachute-like undies big enough to fit an NFL defensive lineman."
Baby Names: "Don't give your kids mockable names like Thaddeus, which is Greek for 'I'm a dork and should be beaten up.'"
The Birth: "No one told me it's normal that babies' heads can be misshapen at birth. I was convinced that my wife gave birth to Veldar, the conehead."


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Review: My Boys Can Swim!: The Official Guy's Guide to Pregnancy

User Review  - Chad - Goodreads

Moderately amusing at points. But you can tell it's a little dated - at one point the author refers to TLC as if the channel still showed educational programming. Read full review

Review: My Boys Can Swim!: The Official Guy's Guide to Pregnancy

User Review  - Phil Zimmerman - Goodreads

Many reviews of this book on goodreads are harsh saying this book is mean to pregnant women. I couldn't disagree more. I loved the tone of the book and it added just the right amount of irreverence ... Read full review

Contents

Mission Impossible
3
Cmon Up Chuck
14
The Worlds Greatest Excuse
20
The Second Trimester
21
The Third Trimester
43
Epilogue
87
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About the author (2009)

New father Ian Davis is a lobbyist in Washington, D.C., for a Fortune 500 company.


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