How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend (Google eBook)

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Chronicle Books, May 27, 2011 - Juvenile Fiction - 208 pages
28 Reviews
David Gershwin's summer is about to take a turn for the weird. When his dad's new patient Zelda tells him shes from outer space and on a quest to take Johnny Depp back to her planet, he knows he should run away screaming. But with one look from her mean, green eyes, David's hooked, and soon he's leaping across rooftops, running from police, and stealing cars just to stay by her side. He might not be a typical hero, but David's going to get the girl even if it takes him to the ends of the earth—or beyond.
  

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Very, very funny with great characters and a wild plot. - Goodreads

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User Review  - Sunny in Wonderland - Goodreads

Adding this to my TBR list is a moral imperative. I mean, look at that title. Just... LOOK AT IT! UPDATED AFTER READING: Oh, Gary, Gary, Gary! I am sooooooooo not your target audience! I used to be ... Read full review

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User Review  - DJ - Goodreads

This book was way too cute. I wish I had read it sooner. At Comic Con 2012, I saw this book, the title grabbing my attention. It sat on my shelf, because I read Talulah Rising by Glen Duncan, another ... Read full review

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Contents

Section 1
7
Section 2
13
Section 3
24
Section 4
32
Section 5
40
Section 6
49
Section 7
57
Section 8
69
Section 12
100
Section 13
108
Section 14
113
Section 15
120
Section 16
127
Section 17
134
Section 18
145
Section 19
156

Section 9
78
Section 10
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Section 11
93
Section 20
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About the author (2011)

Gary Ghislain is a French-American author living in Antibes, France. This is his first novel.

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