50 Rules Kids Won't Learn in School: Real-World Antidotes to Feel-Good Education
Charles J. Sykes offers fifty life lessons not included in the self-esteem-laden, reality-light curriculum of most schools. Here are truths about what kids will encounter in the world post-schooling, and ideas for how parents can reclaim lost ground---not with pep talks and touchy-feely negotiations, but with honesty and respect. Sykes’s rules are frank, funny, and tough minded, including:
#1 Life is not fair. Get used to it.
#7 If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure, so he tends to be a bit edgier. When you screw up, he’s not going to ask you how you FEEL about it.
#15 Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping. They called it “opportunity.”
#42 Change the oil.
#43 Don’t let the success of others depress you.
#48 Tell yourself the story of your life. Have a point.
Each rule is explored with wise, pithy examples that parents, grandparents, and teachers can use to help children help themselves succeed---in school and out of it. A few rules kids won’t learn in school:
#9 Your school may have done away with winners and losers. Life hasn’t.
#14 Looking like a slut does not empower you.
#29 Learn to deal with hypocrisy.
#32 Television is not real life.
#38 Look people in the eye when you meet them.
#47 You are not perfect, and you don’t have to be.
#50 Enjoy this while you can.
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Review: 50 Rules Kids Won't Learn in School: Real-World Antidotes to Feel-Good EducationUser Review - Chelsey Uhrig - Goodreads
I really enjoyed this book at first. The rules are all truth. As an educator I see first hand what has become of our nation's youth. Despite its truth, after a while I began to feel like the book was ... Read full review
Review: 50 Rules Kids Won't Learn in School: Real-World Antidotes to Feel-Good EducationUser Review - Michael - Goodreads
Some really good rules; (#1 Life is not fair, get used to it. #9 Your school may have done away with winners and losers. Life hasn't; #38 Look people in the eye when you meet them... #49 Don't forget ... Read full review
Life is not fair Get used to it
Its not who you are underneath but what
No matter what your daddy says you are not a princess
Humiliation is a part of life Deal with it
Ripping burgers is not beneath your dignity Your grandparents had
Life is not divided into semesters And you dont get summers
Youre offended? So what? No really So what?
Someday you will have to grow up and actually move out of your
Winners have a philosophy of life So do losers
If your butt has its own zip code its not because McDonalds forced you to eat all those Big Macs If you smoke its not Joe Camels fault
You are not immortal
Being connected does not mean you arent clueless
Look people in the eye when you meet them
People in blackandwhite movies were in color in real life And no the world did not begin when you were born
Despite the billiondollar campaign to turn your brain into tapioca pudding try to learn to think clearly and logically
You are not the first and you are not the only one who has gone through what you are going through
you do that defines you
Pi does not care what you think
A moral compass does not come as standard equipment
Your sexual organs were not meant to engage in higherorder thinking or decision making
Somebody may be watching
Learn to deal with hypocrisy
Zero tolerance zero common sense
Naked people look different in real life
Television is not real life
Be nice to nerds You may end up working for them We all could
Change the oil
Dont let the successes of others depress you
Your colleagues are not necessarily your friends and your friends arent your family
Grownups forget how scary it is to be your age Just remember this too will pass
Check on the guinea pig in the basement
You are not perfect and you dont have to be
Tell yourself the story of your life Have a point
Dont forget to say thank you
Enjoy this while you can