50 Rules Kids Won't Learn in School: Real-World Antidotes to Feel-Good Education

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Macmillan, Aug 21, 2007 - Family & Relationships - 192 pages
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Charles J. Sykes offers fifty life lessons not included in the self-esteem-laden, reality-light curriculum of most schools. Here are truths about what kids will encounter in the world post-schooling, and ideas for how parents can reclaim lost ground---not with pep talks and touchy-feely negotiations, but with honesty and respect. Sykes’s rules are frank, funny, and tough minded, including:
 
#1  Life is not fair. Get used to it.
#7  If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure, so he tends to be a bit edgier. When you screw up, he’s not going to ask you how you FEEL about it.
#15  Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping. They called it “opportunity.”
#42  Change the oil.
#43  Don’t let the success of others depress you.
#48  Tell yourself the story of your life. Have a point.
 
Each rule is explored with wise, pithy examples that parents, grandparents, and teachers can use to help children help themselves succeed---in school and out of it. A few rules kids won’t learn in school:
#9  Your school may have done away with winners and losers. Life hasn’t.
#14  Looking like a slut does not empower you.
#29  Learn to deal with hypocrisy.
#32  Television is not real life.
#38  Look people in the eye when you meet them.
#47  You are not perfect, and you don’t have to be.
#50  Enjoy this while you can.
  

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Review: 50 Rules Kids Won't Learn in School: Real-World Antidotes to Feel-Good Education

User Review  - Jenny Dombroski - Goodreads

This book was recommended to me by my parents, and at first I was a little skeptical of the amount of sarcasm used by the author. But despite its somewhat cynical comments, I actually found that this ... Read full review

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User Review  - Chelsey Uhrig - Goodreads

I really enjoyed this book at first. The rules are all truth. As an educator I see first hand what has become of our nation's youth. Despite its truth, after a while I began to feel like the book was ... Read full review

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Contents

Life is not fair Get used to it
11
Its not who you are underneath but what
24
No matter what your daddy says you are not a princess
27
Humiliation is a part of life Deal with it
50
Ripping burgers is not beneath your dignity Your grandparents had
57
Life is not divided into semesters And you dont get summers
65
Youre offended? So what? No really So what?
73
Someday you will have to grow up and actually move out of your
79
Winners have a philosophy of life So do losers
113
If your butt has its own zip code its not because McDonalds forced you to eat all those Big Macs If you smoke its not Joe Camels fault
118
You are not immortal
122
Being connected does not mean you arent clueless
125
Look people in the eye when you meet them
128
People in blackandwhite movies were in color in real life And no the world did not begin when you were born
131
Despite the billiondollar campaign to turn your brain into tapioca pudding try to learn to think clearly and logically
134
You are not the first and you are not the only one who has gone through what you are going through
138

you do that defines you
84
Pi does not care what you think
86
A moral compass does not come as standard equipment
88
Your sexual organs were not meant to engage in higherorder thinking or decision making
91
Somebody may be watching
94
Learn to deal with hypocrisy
97
Zero tolerance zero common sense
100
Naked people look different in real life
104
Television is not real life
107
Be nice to nerds You may end up working for them We all could
110
Change the oil
140
Dont let the successes of others depress you
142
Your colleagues are not necessarily your friends and your friends arent your family
145
Grownups forget how scary it is to be your age Just remember this too will pass
147
Check on the guinea pig in the basement
149
You are not perfect and you dont have to be
152
Tell yourself the story of your life Have a point
155
Dont forget to say thank you
158
Enjoy this while you can
161
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Charles J. Sykes is the author of five previous books: A Nation of Victims, Dumbing Down Our Kids, Profscam, The End of Privacy, and The Hollow Men. His columns have appeared in numerous newspapers, including The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal. A radio and television host at WTMJ in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and a senior fellow at the Wisconsin Policy Research Institute, he is married and has three children.

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