Vampire Owners Manual

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Tim Forder, 2010
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Vampire Owner's Manual by Tim Forder Reviewed by John Steiner Okay, so I start reading this, had set it aside for a bit. Life happens… what can 'ya do? Twelve or thirteen times a year my focus goes ... Read full review

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Table of Contents
13
FEEDING
31
LIVING OR UNDEAD
42
VAMPIRE IMIATATING ILLNESSES
61
BASIC VAMPIRISM
74
VAMPIRE HISTORY
80
ERZSEBET ELIZABETH BATHORY 15601614
94
BRAM STOKER 18471912
102
VAMPIRE ECONOMICS
116
TO KILL A VAMPIRE
124
VAMPIRES AROUND THE WORLD
143
CANADA
144
FRANCE
157
RUSSIA
170
A LITTLE VAMPIRE HUMOR
174
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