The Reptile RoomDear Reader, if you have picked up this book with the hope of finding a simple and cheery tale, I'm afraid you have picked up the wrong book altogether. The story may seem cheery at first, when the Baudelaire children spend time in the company of some interesting reptiles and a giddy uncle, but don't be fooled. If you know anything at all about the unlucky Baudelaire children, you already know that even pleasant events lead down the same road to misery. In fact, within the pages you now hold in your hands, the three siblings endure a car accident, a terrible odor, a deadly serpent, a long knife, a large brass reading lamp, and the appearance of a person they'd hoped never to see again. I am bound to record these tragic events, but you are free to put this book back on the shelf and seek something lighter. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket. |
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... horseradish factory , so the entire area smells bitter and strong . I am sorry to tell you that this story begins with the Baudelaire orphans traveling along this most displeasing road , and that from this moment on CHAPTER ...
... horseradish factory , so the entire area smells bitter and strong . I am sorry to tell you that this story begins with the Baudelaire orphans traveling along this most displeasing road , and that from this moment on CHAPTER ...
Page 52
... horseradish encircling them . " Where would we go ? ” she asked . " Anywhere , " Klaus said . " Anywhere but here . We could go far away where Count Olaf wouldn't find us , and change our names so no one would know who we were . " " We ...
... horseradish encircling them . " Where would we go ? ” she asked . " Anywhere , " Klaus said . " Anywhere but here . We could go far away where Count Olaf wouldn't find us , and change our names so no one would know who we were . " " We ...
Page 109
... horseradish in their nostrils and a feeling of frustration in their hearts . It is very unnerving to be proven wrong , particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is the one who is proving you wrong and ...
... horseradish in their nostrils and a feeling of frustration in their hearts . It is very unnerving to be proven wrong , particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is the one who is proving you wrong and ...
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