Rancid pansies

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Europa Editions, Incorporated, 2008 - Fiction - 279 pages
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Book three in the ?Gerald Samper? series (Cooking with Fernet Branca, Amazing Disgrace)

When we last saw our hero he had taken to his bed in England, his beloved home in Tuscany having inexplicably capsized into a ravine. As Rancid Pansies opens, Samper is recuperating in Sussex at the home of the famous conductor Max Christ when he learns that film rights to his book on Millie Cleat?the one-armed yachtswoman whose inadvertent hari-kari, televised on Christmas day, gave his book an enormous boost?have been sold.

This windfall is sufficient to finance a return to Italy and provide the time to indulge a long suppressed aspiration: writing the libretto for an opera (if only he can find a suitable subject). Before departing, the ever-gracious Gerald insists on preparing a farewell dinner for Max, his family and friends. The meal of liver smoothies and field mouse vol-au-vent is a memory-maker?and the assembled company?s gag reflex is one of heroic proportions.

Back in Italy, Gerald discovers that an offhand remark he had made while surveying the wreckage of his house, claiming he and his friends were saved by an apparition of the late Princess of Wales, has found its way into the Italian newspapers. Now, religious pilgrims and curious tourists have erected an ad hoc shrine on what is left of his property. Annoying to be sure, but there is the kernel of a grand idea here. Opera requires romance and tragedy, right? And who more than the People?s Princess had such theatrics in super-sized quantities? And, if Princess Diana were to become Saint Diana, think of the promotional possibilities, the merchandising! So fasten your seat belts: it?s going to be a hilarious journey with some of the most appealing comic characters and sumptuous writing in recent literature.

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Review: Rancid Pansies (Gerald Samper #3)

User Review  - Andrew - Goodreads

This book featured a return to the alternating narrators format of Cooking with Fernet Branca, although instead of giving equal time to Gerry and Marta, Rancid Pansies was a story told by Gerry with ... Read full review

Review: Rancid Pansies (Gerald Samper #3)

User Review  - David Whittlestone - Goodreads

Thirs of a series of witty, well-planned and well-written books. I am now truly sorry to have read the last. I have never before read such wit and even read out passages. Amazing. Read full review

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About the author (2008)

James Hamilton-Paterson is the author of several novels, including Gerontius, winner of the Whitbread Best First Novel Award. His non- fiction books include Seven-Tenths: The Sea and Its Thresholds. He is also the author of two books of poetry and is a regular contributor to Granta.

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