Confessions of a Demented Housewife: The Celebrity Year
Before reading my private 'confessions'* please bear in mind the following:
(1) My husband Joe and I are soul-mates. Nothing - including a smouldering lone father or Joe's teeny mid-life crisis - could ever come between us. (Hopefully he won't find out about smouldering Lone Father's sexed-up expos of our secret 'affair' last year.)
(2) Offspring Katie and Jack are well-adjusted and happy - even if Jack thinks he's a dog and Katie wants to be a Pussy Cat Doll.
(3) VBF Louise makes new motherhood appear unnaturally glamorous. It simply isn't normal to fit back into size zero jeans so soon after giving birth - and I have the jelly belly to prove it.
(4) I did not cynically engineer my close personal friendship with Celebrity Mom Angelica Law just to get invited to red carpet events. The whole newspaper-paparazzi-telly thing was NOT my fault - I can't help it if I've got star quality in bucket-loads, can I?
*Note: The publisher 'borrowing' my diary and printing its contents does not amount to a confession. My arm had to be twisted very hard ...
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Review: Confessions Of A Demented HousewifeUser Review - Bernice - Goodreads
The book was written as a diary which makes it easier to step into the characters shoes (if you want to). It's far from a serious read as there are issues Susie finds herself in that are totally ... Read full review
Review: Confessions Of A Demented HousewifeUser Review - Anne - Goodreads
There were funny parts, but the book just didn't make that of an impact. Susie was kinda annoying and too self-centered for me to even care about what happens to her in the end. It was too Bridget ... Read full review