Dirty Girls: The Naked Truth about Our Guilty Secrets (Unpretty, Unclean, and Utterly Horrifying)The Naked Truth Isn't Always Pretty. A no-holds-barred look at the hilarious underbelly of what it means to be female, Dirty Girls lays bare the secrets of the fairer sex. Women don't come from a different planet than men. In fact, both sexes want the exact same things: success, friendships, semifunctional families, semifunctioning relationships, good bodies, and lots and lots of great sex. But there's more.
Women are fascinating, beautiful, and, yes, disgusting creatures, and we shouldn't be ashamed of it. Dirty Girls exposes the filthy, lazy, fabulous truth that everything boys can do, girls can do better. |
Contents
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Everyone PoopsEven Gisele Bündchen | 15 |
A Perfectly Adequate Dinner Peanut Butter on a Spoon | 27 |
The Truth about Dirty Girls and Their Friends | 43 |
Lies We Tell Men | 61 |
DJ Diddle | 89 |
Picking Up Dirty Girls | 111 |
What Women Want in Bed | 137 |
When Dirty Girls Fall In LoveAnd When They Fall Out of It | 169 |
The End Game | 191 |
About the Author | 217 |
Back Cover | 218 |
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