Hold the PicklesDan Hogg is thrilled when his uncle offers him some work at a food fair, because he wants money to hire a professional trainer to help him with his scrawny physique. His excitement vanishes when he learns that the job is dressing up in a hotdog costume and handing out samples. Every dark cloud has its silver lining, Dan discovers, when he, or rather Frank Lee Better, his mascot persona, gains the attention of a pretty girl named Brooke. The attention is great until Dan finds himself under attack from Cupcake Katie and a mysterious guy with a strange interest in Brooke. It's not until he's huddling in a bathroom in nothing but his tight white underwear that Dan begins to suspect Brooke's attention might be too good to be true. |
Contents
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Chapter Three | 13 |
Chapter Four | 19 |
Chapter Five | 25 |
Chapter Six | 32 |
Chapter Seven | 35 |
Chapter Eight | 43 |
Chapter Ten | 55 |
Chapter Eleven | 64 |
Chapter Twelve | 70 |
Chapter Thirteen | 77 |
Chapter Fourteen | 83 |
Chapter Fifteen | 88 |
Chapter Sixteen | 93 |
Chapter Seventeen | 100 |
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