Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary: All the Words You Thought You Knew the Meaning Of (Google eBook)
There’s no such thing as too much redneck. And it’s easy to understand why. A veritable gumbo of indigenous ingenuity, this deliciously distinct dialect rolls off the tongue like drool in the presence of a barbecue sandwich. Now, just in time for no time in particular, Jeff Foxworthy’s three bestsellers are rolled into one hilarious redneck reference. This practical, portable A-to-Z crash course will have you laughing and learning your way to flawless southern slang. Say after me:
bay • ou (bi´-ü), v. and n. to purchase for another. “I just walked right up to her and said, ‘Hey darlin’, lemme bayou a drink.’ ”
doo • dle (düd´-el), n. and v. a male person and his predicted actions. “Don’t even look at him, ’cuz that doodle kill you.”
tor • toise (tort´-es), v. and n. to have imparted knowledge or wisdom to a group. “That stupid teacher never tortoise nothin’. ”
Whether you’re a newbie looking to connect with your inner redneck or a seasoned pro hoping to sharpen your skills, The Complete Redneck Dictionary is the only reference you’ll ever need. Picking up Redneck (and this book) has never been easier.
From the Hardcover edition.
What people are saying - Write a review
We haven't found any reviews in the usual places.
action concerning ain't alcoholic beverage anarchist andconj andn andpron andv another's asked baby beer behavior belonging better Bos taurus butt cause cerning condition conj craniate currency Daddy dang declaration concerning declare one's drink drunk dude female person female's future action garment gonna gotta indicating intended inter interrogative concerning interrogative regarding involving iPod Jack Kennedy kidney stone kilowatt kilt male person male's Mama married MARSUPIAL mastication move NASCAR necting ocular organs outta pants particular person being addressed person being spoken person named person or thing pertaining phrase concerning phrase connecting position possession predicted action prep pron reference relation sister someone speaker specific male STARSTRUCK Super Bowl sure tell there's thing or person tion told uncastrated male bovine urination usually visually perceive wife woman wouldn't've YAHTZEE yarmulke