My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

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Bloomsbury Publishing, Sep 6, 2008 - Biography & Autobiography - 224 pages
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You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.
Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.

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But it is truly a good read and a page turner. - Borders
Shes a great writer, i just lover her! - Overstock.com
She is an extraordinary comic and writer. - Borders
I think it may have been the writing style. - Goodreads

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User Review  - Mandy Hill - Goodreads

Hilarious- nothing serious or mind-bending here! Read full review

Great book

User Review  - plums1979 - Overstock.com

This is a fun and easy read. Would highly recommend it. Read full review

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About the author (2008)

Chelsea Handler was born in Livingston, New Jersey, and has toured the country doing stand-up. Now settled in Los Angeles, she can be seen at the Comedy Store and the Laugh Factory, and as one of the stars on Oxygenís Girls Behaving Badly. Chelsea has guest-starred on programs such as Spy TV, My Wife and Kids, The Bernie Mac Show, and The Practice. Her stand-up will soon be televised on VH1ís Love Lounge, Comedy Centralís Premium Blend, and HBOís broadcast of the Aspen Comedy Festival.

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