The Adventures of Barry Ween, Boy Genius, Volume 2Barry Ween is every boy's fantasy personified. His intellect is beyond any that has existed before. In his presence, Einstein looks like a moron. Working in the secret lab in the back of his house, Barry slowly inches towards dominating the world, and he would, too, if the laws of chaos weren't so strongly enforced. Protecting obnoxious aliens seeking asylum, getting transported to the pedophilic old west, being kidnapped by bungling government agents - it's all par for the course with Barry. It's tough being ten years old and smarter than everyone else, but no one is going to attack the task with as much gusto as Barry Ween. A hilarious experiment mixing mad scientist movies, the Little Rascals, and words little kids aren't supposed to say. |
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... find myself fingering my pocketknife while studying the brake lines of Judd's car . Oh , stop it . Don't mind me . That's probably just the alcohol talking . It isn't as if I always hated Judd and longed for his agonizing death , doused ...
... find myself fingering my pocketknife while studying the brake lines of Judd's car . Oh , stop it . Don't mind me . That's probably just the alcohol talking . It isn't as if I always hated Judd and longed for his agonizing death , doused ...
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... FIND JIMMY HOFFA BEFORE THEY FIND YOU . YOU CAN'T ! HE'S JUST A SWEET , INNOCENT CREATURE HERE ON A MISSION OF LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING ! YEAH , WHAT HE SAID . THAT'S ME ALL OVER . CLICK HMMN EREMY , YOU'VE GONE OTALLY KACZYNSKI ON HIS ...
... FIND JIMMY HOFFA BEFORE THEY FIND YOU . YOU CAN'T ! HE'S JUST A SWEET , INNOCENT CREATURE HERE ON A MISSION OF LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING ! YEAH , WHAT HE SAID . THAT'S ME ALL OVER . CLICK HMMN EREMY , YOU'VE GONE OTALLY KACZYNSKI ON HIS ...
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... FIND A GEAR SHIFT ON THIS THING , I'D BE HAPPY TO !! YES , FOR THE FIFTH TIME . JUST LIKE STAR TREK . OR IS IT LIKE THE FLY ? HAVING DIFFICULTIES WITH ORGANIC MATTER ... " ARE YOU TURNING BABOONS INSIDE OUT ? NO . WELL , NOT ANYMORE ...
... FIND A GEAR SHIFT ON THIS THING , I'D BE HAPPY TO !! YES , FOR THE FIFTH TIME . JUST LIKE STAR TREK . OR IS IT LIKE THE FLY ? HAVING DIFFICULTIES WITH ORGANIC MATTER ... " ARE YOU TURNING BABOONS INSIDE OUT ? NO . WELL , NOT ANYMORE ...
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