Observations From A Broad

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iUniverse, 2004 - Humor - 172 pages
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In the winter of 1991, with the baggage of several spectacular relationship failures, a keen eye for observing the absurdities in others, a cavalier disregard for the accepted conventions of professional journalism, and a light lunch consisting of a sandwich, some chips and a plastic cup of chocolate pudding, author J. Broad set out to find those little moments that make life the world's greatest reality show. After several years of observing, and muttering and nodding to himself, someone finally suggested that he write some of them down. A collection of these commentaries became Observations From A Broad.In a series of anecdotal columns written over the past 13 years, the author points out the bizarre, celebrates the ironic and occasionally does it in rhyming couplets (and often in parentheses). Follow J. as he leads you through his imagination while searching for the missing letters in his name. Buckle up as he breaks up with his car. Sit in the bleachers as he registers a truly abysmal record with the fairer sex. Peer through the peephole as he demonstrates the decision-making process necessary before holding a door. You'll be glad you did.
  

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Contents

In The Beginning
1
A Marriage Of Inconvenience
14
Have A Nice Day
27
Mental Rental
42
You Say Potatoes
47
A Slight To Behold
62
ix
73
What To Expect When Youre Respected
76
Twas Still Weeks Before Christmas
106
Fluff And Stuff
120
Be My Guest
126
Salutations From The Sandbox
132
The Vegetator
138
Famous Last Words
145
At The End
152
Copyright

The Third Male Emotion
91

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