America's Dumbest Criminals: 200 Wild & Wacky Stories of Fumbling Felons, Clumsy Crooks, and Ridiculous Robbers from the Hit TV ShowFrom the hit syndicated television show come 200 stories of fumbling felons, clumsy crooks, and ridiculous robbers--all the crimes are true, but the names have been changed to protect the stupid! |
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