Let's Pretend This Never Happened (Google eBook)

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Penguin, Apr 17, 2012 - Biography & Autobiography - 384 pages
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When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it.

In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives.


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Review: Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir)

User Review  - Kelsey - Goodreads

This was absolutely amazing! Laugh out loud, literally, not just "lol",because it made me smile, but so funny I couldn't breathe. This is so great it all it's complexity. It just feels real! Read full review

Review: Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir)

User Review  - Nancy Zorn - Goodreads

I suppose I owe Jenny Lawson an apology. A friend forwarded one of her blogs to me (the one about the giant bear head). I laughed so hard, tears ran down my face. I knew, had I seen that bear head ... Read full review

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Contents

Introduction
David Copperfield Meets Guns 81 Ammo Magazine
Stanley the Magical Talking Squirrel
Dont Tell Your Parents
Jenkins You Motherfucker
If You Need an Arm Condom It Might Be Time to Reevaluate
Draw Me a Fucking
And Thats Why Neil Patrick Harris Would Be the Most Successful
If You See My Liver Youve Gone Too
Phone Conversation I Had with My Husband After I Got Lost
Thanks for the Zombies Jesus
Am the Wizard of Oz of Housewives In That I Am Both Great
An Open Letter to My Husband Who Is Asleep in the Next Room
It Wasnt Even My Crack
And Thats Why You Should Learn to Pick Your Battles
You Cant Go Home Again Unless You Want to Get Mauled

No One Ever Taught Me Couch Etiquette
It Wasnt Stew
Married on the Fourth of July
Theres No Place Like Home
Epilogue
T here s a Serious Lack of Prostitutes on This Tour
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About the author (2012)

Known for her sardonic wit and her hysterically skewed outlook on life, Jenny Lawson has made millions of people question their own sanity, as they found themselves admitting that they, too, often wondered why Jesus wasn’t classified as a zombie, or laughed to the point of bladder failure when she accidentally forgot that she mailed herself a cobra. Lawson’s blog (TheBloggess.com) is award-winning and extremely popular, and she is considered one of the funniest writers of our generation by at least three or four people. 

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