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999 FUNNIEST ONE-LINERS Alimony Amerongen WINGS BOOKS bad luck believe better born boss broker brother-in-law burning our bills Caesar's Palace cards cash chase women—but close your suitcase Crime doesn't pay daily—from one room diet divorce drink everything fish friends girl give golf gossip hair happy hard Henny Youngman Hollywood horse hotel bath towels husband Hush money income Jerry Van Amerongen joke jury Lady Luck late the jockey lawyer lazy live look loses marriage married measle Middle age Money can't buy Money talks never tells nudist once opportunist picking pitching horseshoes Platonic love player poor psychiatrist remember rich says smoke steal stop stranger than fiction successful tact—others tell talk is cheap television tell the truth There's thing trouble Vegas wedding