פיצריה קמיקזהMordy is a 20-something slacker who's killed himself, only to discover that the afterlife for suicides is rather like his previous existence, except with everyone's mortal injuries visible. He's got a job in a pizzeria, and a bunch of go-nowhere friends ... but then his old roommate, who's thrown himself out a window, turns up and tells Mordy that the girl he killed himself over has also done herself in. Mordy and his pal Uzi head off on a not-particularly-vigorous search for her and find that she's fallen in with someone who calls himself the Messiah King, who has plans of his own for the intentionally dead. |
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... TRIED ARGUING FOR A WHILE BUT IT WAS BECOMING A REAL DRAG , AND I WENT TO GET US SOME BEERS . mon , JULIET'S THE WORD TE HERE FOR ANYONE WHO IT WITH PILLS OR POISD LIKE ME , THE ONES WHO GET HERE WITH NO SCA where t Just come on and ...
... TRIED ARGUING FOR A WHILE BUT IT WAS BECOMING A REAL DRAG , AND I WENT TO GET US SOME BEERS . mon , JULIET'S THE WORD TE HERE FOR ANYONE WHO IT WITH PILLS OR POISD LIKE ME , THE ONES WHO GET HERE WITH NO SCA where t Just come on and ...
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... TRIED TO MAKE LIKE WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO ZONK OUT . IT WAS REALLY PATHET AFTER AN HOUR , EVEN HE HAD HAD ENOUGH . what about the arabs ? You were never in the army . You were section eight screw the Arabs . If worse Comes to worse , we ...
... TRIED TO MAKE LIKE WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO ZONK OUT . IT WAS REALLY PATHET AFTER AN HOUR , EVEN HE HAD HAD ENOUGH . what about the arabs ? You were never in the army . You were section eight screw the Arabs . If worse Comes to worse , we ...
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... TRIED ENGLISH BUT THE BARTENDER PICKED UP ON HIS ACCENT AND ANSWERED IN TIRED HEBREW . Give us some draft beer then , bro ' , Lets drink to the good ol ' security Forces NO shit . were you in the army ? sure , Undercover unit ... NGLISH ...
... TRIED ENGLISH BUT THE BARTENDER PICKED UP ON HIS ACCENT AND ANSWERED IN TIRED HEBREW . Give us some draft beer then , bro ' , Lets drink to the good ol ' security Forces NO shit . were you in the army ? sure , Undercover unit ... NGLISH ...
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AAEL PN AFTERWARDS THE GUY anyway arabs Asaf Hanuka ASKED babes BEAT-UP OLD CAR BEER BLONDE GUY BUMMED CAT FREDDIE CHANCE CONDOMS COOL d'you DESIREE'S dream DROOPY dunno Etgar Keret FIND DESIREE FREAK FREDDIE RIGHT FUCK GELFAND GELFAND'S BEAT-UP OLD GOING gonna gotta guess GUY SHE FEELS GUY WOULD STICK HAPPENED HEADLIGHTS Hebrew HOOKERS AND DRUGGIES ice cream JOSHUA Juliet JULIET'S THE WORD KINDA SHRIVELLED KNELLER DECIDED KNELLER TOLD KNELLER'S CAT KNELLER'S HAPPY KNELLER'S HOUSE KNEW look MESSIAH KING miracles Mordy NEVER OLD CHOCOLATE BAR PARENTS PICTURE HER TALKING PIZZERIA KAMIKAZE PLACE POOL BALLS PRETTY GOOD SHAPE pushover Raanan Elizov racist Rephael reward they Owe SCARS SCREAMING screwed shit SKIN WAS KINDA STIFF DRINKS STOP STUFF SUDDENLY SUMMER CAMP Superdeal sure THERE'S thing THINK SHE CRIED TOLD UZI TRIED TO TELL UNDERCOVER UZI AND LEEHEE UZI SAYS UZI WAS RIGHT UZI'S What's that smell