Direct Your Own Damn Movie!
Taylor & Francis US, Jan 1, 2009 - Performing Arts - 215 pages
The Independent Directing Bible that will fit in your back pocket!
(If you have an extremely large pocket...)
Have you always wanted to direct a movie, but don't know how to start?
Want to know how to get your first directing job?
What do directors even do, anyway?
Legendary director Lloyd Kaufman, creator of The Toxic Avenger, reveals 40 years worth of maverick cinematic know-how! Direct Your Own Damn Movie! will be your step-by-step roadmap on the journey through:
* Managing your set
Master the art of directing the easy way! There is no better way to become a director than by following the instruction and wisdom of an actual successful film director, not someone who just talks about it.
Featuring expert advice from:
Eli Roth (Grindhouse, Hostel)
Jenna Fischer (LolliLove)
Stan Lee (co-writer Spider-Man, Fantastic Four)
Ron Jeremy (credits cannot be printed here)
Stuart Gordon (Re-Animator)
James Gunn (Dawn of the Dead, Slither)
...and many more!
Do not read this book if you suffer from motion sickness, or are about to operate heavy machinery. This book is not for the faint of heart, the good of taste, or those who might be pregnant.
* There's more to directing than a cool-looking chair. Renegade director Lloyd Kaufman reveals all!
* Includes interviews with a host of luminaries on mistakes and disasters from their early film careers
* Learn the ten directing commandments of Lloyd Kaufman, plus the all-important 11th: forget the first 10 and direct your own damn movie!
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Review: Direct Your Own Damn Movie!User Review - Amanda - Goodreads
When I was fourteen years old, my then boyfriend and I used his grandmother's video store membership to rent `Tromeo & Juliet', a Troma film directed by Lloyd Kaufman. We ended up watching that movie ... Read full review
Review: Direct Your Own Damn Movie!User Review - Kevin - Goodreads
This book starts out strong with an amazing anecdote that, loosely, lets young directors know what they might be in for or, at the very least, gives you something to tell your friends about. There are ... Read full review
Foreword Maybe Backward
Foreword Part II
Preface Directile Disfunction
CHAPTER 1 Joining the Army of One
CHAPTER 2 Its the Shit Er Script
CHAPTER 3 Show Dont Tell and Other Things My Uncle Lance Whispered to Me in the Basement
My Own Private Idaho and by Idaho I of course mean Hell
CHAPTER 8 Putting the Special in Special Effects or Why We Spend 80 of Our Budget on BromoSeltzer
CHAPTER 9 Postproduction or Taking a Cue from Dedicated Hookers and Finishing Your Movie Off Right
CHAPTER 10 If You Want It Done Right Youve Got to Do It Yourself or Pay Someone a lot of Money
CHAPTER 11 A Chapter Just About Directing
Letter from the Editor
Sean McCoy Seven Quick Directing Tips for the Road
Afterword My Happy Ending
Lloyd Kaufmans Filmography