Atomic Wedgies, Wet Willies, & Other Acts of Roguery
This authoritative guide to those annoying and embarrassing tricks everyone grows up with (and maybe never outgrow) provides "sage" advice for the young and the young at heart. Arranged in encyclopedic format, each of the more than 50 entries includes a formal definition of the prank, followed by tips for execution and countermeasures. Illustrations document the best technique for affixing a "kick me" sign to someone's back, or how to wriggle out of a noogie-giver's clutches. A ranking system places each act on a scale of 1 to 10 for its degree of pain, embarrassment, annoyance, and degree of difficulty. Other fun and irritating tricks include the Burp ín' Blow, the Rat Tail, the Eskimo Hook, and the Marker íStache.
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40 DEFINITION acts of roguery ANNOYANCE EMBARRASSMENT DIFFICULTY ANNOYANCE EMBARRASSMENT TOTAL assailant assailant's Atomic Wedgie attack avoid bathroom blow Book Knock burp c^For CARPET TUG cF=A cF=lf cF=Pull cF=The cF=To CHARLEY HORSE cjp'For COIN FLIP defense DIFFICULTY TOTAL POINTS drawstrings Dutch Oven element of surprise EMBARRASSMENT DIFFICULTY TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TOTAL POINTS EXECUTION c^The Fart Cup FLAT FOOT Flour Shower grab Head Butt Hertz Donut Hoodwink index finger Kick KNEE BEND Knuckle Mash LIFT LIES Light Flick Magic Mustache Marker Sniff Mosquito Flick Native American Burn Noogie Nose Tweak one's Ottoman PAIN ANNOYANCE EMBARRASSMENT Pants Yank perpetrator perpetrator's person pillow Pink Belly Polar Shower POSSIBLE COUNTERMEASURES Psyche Shake Pull My Finger Purple Nurple RAT TAIL Revolving Door Hold SCOOP-A-LOOP shirt shoe Short Sheet SHOULDER TAP SODA EXPLODA someone Spitball STRENGTH TEST TIPS FOR EXECUTION underwear URINAL GREETING victim Warm Water Manicure WET WILLIE