An Abundance of KatherinesFrom the #1 bestselling author of The Fault in Our Stars Michael L. Printz Honor Book Los Angeles Times Book Prize Finalist Katherine V thought boys were gross Katherine X just wanted to be friends Katherine XVIII dumped him in an e-mail K-19 broke his heart When it comes to relationships, Colin Singleton's type happens to be girls named Katherine. And when it comes to girls named Katherine, Colin is always getting dumped. Nineteen times, to be exact. On a road trip miles from home, this anagram-happy, washed-up child prodigy has ten thousand dollars in his pocket, a bloodthirsty feral hog on his trail, and an overweight, Judge Judy-loving best friend riding shotgun--but no Katherines. Colin is on a mission to prove The Theorem of Underlying Katherine Predictability, which he hopes will predict the future of any relationship, avenge Dumpees everywhere, and finally win him the girl. Love, friendship, and a dead Austro-Hungarian archduke add up to surprising and heart-changing conclusions in this ingeniously layered comic novel about reinventing oneself. |
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... shit . Prodigies tend to hit their peak at , like twelve or thirteen . What have I done ? I won a fugging game show a year ago ? That's my indelible mark on human history ? ” She sat up , looking down at him . He thought of her other ...
... shit . Prodigies tend to hit their peak at , like twelve or thirteen . What have I done ? I won a fugging game show a year ago ? That's my indelible mark on human history ? ” She sat up , looking down at him . He thought of her other ...
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... shit that is haram . " Hassan nodded . “ Yeah , but the haram shit I do is , like , having a dog . It's not like smoking crack or talking behind people's backs or stealing or lying to my mom or fugging girls . " " Moral relativism ...
... shit that is haram . " Hassan nodded . “ Yeah , but the haram shit I do is , like , having a dog . It's not like smoking crack or talking behind people's backs or stealing or lying to my mom or fugging girls . " " Moral relativism ...
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... shit that happened to my old man regularly . He took a job at the factory . Started working here myself in the summers during high school and went full - time the day after I graduated . Worked here ever since . I've worked the line ; I ...
... shit that happened to my old man regularly . He took a job at the factory . Started working here myself in the summers during high school and went full - time the day after I graduated . Worked here ever since . I've worked the line ; I ...
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