books.google.com - "Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne."--Dorothy Parker. From pubs, alehouses, wine bars, vineyards, across the table, and under the table comes a flowing river of thoughts about drinking. Some of it you'll find profound, some of it funny, some of it silly....http://books.google.com/books/about/The_Quotable_Drunkard.html?id=qw_AnLc61KAC&utm_source=gb-gplus-shareThe Quotable Drunkard