Hockey Shorts: 1,001 Of the Game's Funniest One-Liners

Glenn Liebman

McGraw Hill Professional, Sep 1, 1996 - Sports & Recreation - 272 pages

"He is so strong, he doesn't call the cattle in. He carries them in." -- Gordie Howe, on Bobby Hull "We raced the other day and it wasn't a photo finish. It was an oil painting." -- Bob Plager, Blues executive, after scrimmaging with Doug Wickenheiser, who had injured his knee "Sometimes people ask, 'Are hockey fights for real?' I say, 'If they weren't, I'd get in more of them.'" -- Wayne Gretsky "Was Wayne Gretsky sick?" -- Larry Robinson, after being named Player of the Week

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• Title: Hockey Shorts: 1,001 Of the Game's Funniest One-Liners
• Author: Glenn Liebman
• Publisher: McGraw Hill Professional, 1996
• ISBN: 0809233517, 9780809233519
• Length: 272 pages
• Subjects: Sports & Recreation / Hockey