Belly Laughs: The Naked Truth about Pregnancy and Childbirth (Google eBook)
Oh, the joys of pregnancy! There's the gassiness, constipation, queasiness, and exhaustion, the forgetfulness, crankiness, and the constant worry. Of course, no woman is spared the discomforts and humiliations of pregnancy, but most are too polite to complain or too embarrassed to talk about them. Not Jenny McCarthy! In the New York Times best-selling Belly Laughs, actress and new mother Jenny McCarthy reveals the naked truth about the tremendous joys, the excruciating pains, and the unseemly disfigurement that go along with pregnancy. Never shy, frequently crude, and always laugh-out-loud funny, McCarthy covers it all in the grittiest of girlfriend detail. From morning sickness and hormonal rage, to hemorrhoids, pregnant sex, and the torture and sweet relief that is delivery, Belly Laughs is must-read comic relief for anyone who is pregnant, who has ever been pregnant, is trying to get pregnant, or, indeed, has ever been born!
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LibraryThing ReviewUser Review - mojo09226 - LibraryThing
So I found out I was pregnant and bought this book. I actually did laugh out loud more than once. I felt a kinship with Ms. McCarthy because I am feeling some of the things she felt and I also hope to ... Read full review
Review: Belly Laughs: The Naked Truth About Pregnancy and ChildbirthUser Review - Saira - Goodreads
I actually liked this one despite how dramatized it is, but that's what she was going for and the point is to make you laugh. Not a good book for advice, just a quick read to make you feel grateful for all the symptoms you DONT have! Read full review
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Niagara in My Pants
Holy Shit I Think I HardBoiled My Baby
I Can Either Pee on You or You Can Get the Hell Out of My Way
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The Crying Game
So Anyway Like I Was Saying Wait What Was I Saying?
Mirror Mirror on the Wall Whos the Prettiest Pregnant Lady of Them All? Clearly Not You Lady
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Is It a Penis or a Vagina?
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Where in the Hell Can I Find a Muumuu?
Freddy Krueger Aint Got Nothing on Me
Is That an Apple on Your Rectum or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Hi Porn Star
Ready and Squeeze Your Kegels
Well Its Not 1972 Anymore
Did a Sewer Tank Explode or Did You Just Fart?
Hands Off Dude
I Cant See Im Bleeding I Cant Stand It
Is It Hot in Here or Is It Just Me? Its Just Me
No Not Yet Im Not Ready for This Yet
Poopin on the Table
The Blue Twinkies
Die Model Bitch Die
OOOOH I Think I Felt the Baby Move or Maybe Its Just Gas
Breathing for Dummies
What the Fuk Are These?
I Just Need to Lie Down for Like Five Minutes Okay Maybe Three Months
Pig in the Pasture
The Moment of Truth
Let Me Repeat