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This book changed my life. It made cooking chicken so enjoyable. It makes cooking poultry sexy. When we had to rub on the sauce... oh my. I have never experienced such steamy eroticism. My favorite recipe was Bound Wings and Cherry Popped chicken. You should really pick up this book i think everyone will enjoy it in there own way.
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A BOOK REVIEW
Fifty Shades of: Fifty Shades of Chicken
a parody in a cookbook
FL FowlerI received this book as a Christmas Present. A parody. A funny cook book.
"Not another funny cookbook," I said.
I fingered her. Carefully, slowly. She was new!
"I'm sorry," I heard her say, A woman! A skimpy picture of a chicken, on her belly. Naked, bound in twine.
"Filth, trash." I laid her on her back. A tattoo, on her foot~Note how round. Faded and gray. Her cover, a beacon.
"Open me. Please!"
"You're a book, you can't talk," I say.
I got down on all fours, to put her back under the tree.
"I'm not porno, if that's what your saying!" She was skinny, dark in color. She flashed a leaf.
I felt the smoothness of her skin, the straightness of her spine. She didn't resist.
I slid my fingers between her pages.I gazed at her cover.I flipped her over, and read her back.A man!
"You're young," I said. "Not a wrinkle." Every page shiny and sleek. I felt their strength, their thickness.
Your spine, I want you, you're mine.
"Ouch," she said. "Not so fast."
Her corners, stiff, firm, untouched.Her smell, fresh, new. I spread my fingers, further.
Sensed her insides, what she wanted to give. Her cherry. What she was about. I took her in both hands.
"Stop, I'm a virgin."
I picked her up and cradled her. All five fingers, inserted deep. "You're not bathroom material."
"I can be, please take me."
I pulled her in, pressed tight to my chest. "Yes, you'll do. Come my child. Come with me."
"I'll be worth it," she says as... We disappear down the hall.
"Tell me, who is this FL Fowler, fucking you in the rear?Do you know him intimately?"
"He's fingered me too."The bathroom door slammed shut.
"My poor book, so young and fresh, open up and expose yourself to me."
"May I call you,Miss Book?" I asked.
"Yes, you may."
"You look like a very sexy book, "I said.
"I've been read, many times, but not by someone with such strong hands," She says.
"You are a man for books? No! That tingles, you holding me that way. On your lap, the light so bright."
"My elbows resting on my knees. You like?" I ask.
"Yes, take your time. Put on your glasses. All fifty recipes. Take me, one page at a time. All my picture parts.
I can handle it.You will be my first. Look at my delectable delights. Savour the words.
Lets begin, open me. I'll show you everything. Feast your eyes."
"Open me." She says.
I grab her by the spine. Feel her binding.There is his name again.
On the cover, FL Fowler. "Who is this man?" I ask.
"Don't be angry." "He wrote me. He took his time.
He's good. A teacher, a chef.
Let me show you. Like this." She said.
She spread herself out for me. Her insides, exposed,
Open me," She said, again.
"Can We See Each Other Again?" I asked.
"Certainly. As many times as necessary."
"Will you leave me with a happy ending, Miss Book?" I asked.
"Of course, finish me off!" First.
I loved this book. If not for the sheer, audacity.
Informative and very entertaining for a cookbook.
I'll give it two thumbs up.
Review: Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a CookbookUser Review - Katrina - Goodreads
Great book! Love the parody on fifty Shades of Gray (in fact this book was better written than that book!). I even found some recipes that I'm going to try. Read full review
Review: Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a CookbookUser Review - aglaea - Goodreads
Ahem, well. Great: basic chicken recipes, great photography, nice-looking male model. As for the "fifty sprinkle on top" I'm still undecided; there's just something so wrong about a baster close to ... Read full review
Review: Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a CookbookUser Review - HL Gibson - Goodreads
I have never, and will never, read the trilogy on which this book was based. Everything that made the trilogy crap worked to make this cookbook great. I laughed out loud, it was so funny. Also, the recipes are really good. Read full review
Review: Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a CookbookUser Review - Jennifer - Goodreads
We tried a few of the recipes, but overall most of them sounded too sweet to even attempt. Vanilla chicken? No. I read about two sentences of the story in. Holy bad erotic fiction batman! Read full review
Review: Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a CookbookUser Review - Jeff - Goodreads
Hilarious! Although I haven't read all of 50 Shades of Grey so I don't get _ALL_ the jokes, I've read enough to laugh out loud several times. Good recipes also, with a nice variety of ways to use your chicken. Read full review
Review: Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a CookbookUser Review - Only1verse - Goodreads
Amusing inbetweens with delicious sounding recipes. Read full review
Review: Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a CookbookUser Review - Bri - Goodreads
If you've ever thought cookbooks could use more erotica...this books for you! Actually the recipes look pretty good, too. Read full review
Review: Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a CookbookUser Review - Camisha Maze - Goodreads
It was ok Read full review