You Suck: A Love Story

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Harper Collins, Jan 16, 2007 - Fiction - 328 pages
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"You bitch, you killed me. You suck!"

Being dead sucks. Make that being undead sucks.

Literally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody—the woman of his dreams—is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too.

For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. Like how much Jody should teach Tommy about his new superpowers (and how much he needs to learn on his own). Plus there's Tommy's cute new minion, sixteen-year-old goth girl Abby Normal. (Well, someone has to run errands during daylight hours!)

Making the relationship work, however, is the least of Jody and Tommy's problems. Word has it that the vampire who nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting any new members into the club. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.

And that really sucks.

  

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The title is apropos.

User Review  - Essie - Borders

You Suck sucks! I got up to chapter 4, and believe me, and was forcing myself. I even gave it to a friend who likes the same genre, and she didn't even bother finishing the first chapter. Perhaps it ... Read full review

LOVE IT

User Review  - Brandigirl - Borders

This book was great! I already recommended it to several people. I already love Moore's work but this one by far is his best. Its fun and exciting. I couldnt put it down. 2 thumbs way up! Read full review

Contents

Section 1
1
Section 2
25
Section 3
36
Section 4
46
Section 5
58
Section 6
62
Section 7
81
Section 8
98
Section 16
175
Section 17
183
Section 18
190
Section 19
196
Section 20
207
Section 21
213
Section 22
217
Section 23
224

Section 9
117
Section 10
126
Section 11
130
Section 12
135
Section 13
140
Section 14
153
Section 15
164
Section 24
246
Section 25
257
Section 26
265
Section 27
277
Section 28
288
Section 29
296
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About the author (2007)

Christopher Moore is the author of twelve previous novels: Practical Demonkeeping, Coyote Blue, Bloodsucking Fiends, Island of the Sequined Love Nun, The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, Lamb, Fluke, The Stupidest Angel, A Dirty Job, You Suck, Fool, and Bite Me. He lives in San Francisco, California.

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