You Suck: A Love Story
"You bitch, you killed me. You suck!"
Being dead sucks. Make that being undead sucks.
Literally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody—the woman of his dreams—is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too.
For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. Like how much Jody should teach Tommy about his new superpowers (and how much he needs to learn on his own). Plus there's Tommy's cute new minion, sixteen-year-old goth girl Abby Normal. (Well, someone has to run errands during daylight hours!)
Making the relationship work, however, is the least of Jody and Tommy's problems. Word has it that the vampire who nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting any new members into the club. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.
And that really sucks.
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The title is apropos.User Review - Essie - Borders
You Suck sucks! I got up to chapter 4, and believe me, and was forcing myself. I even gave it to a friend who likes the same genre, and she didn't even bother finishing the first chapter. Perhaps it ... Read full review
LOVE ITUser Review - Brandigirl - Borders
This book was great! I already recommended it to several people. I already love Moore's work but this one by far is his best. Its fun and exciting. I couldnt put it down. 2 thumbs way up! Read full review