Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

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Constable & Robinson Limited, 2011 - Fiction - 384 pages
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Indiana, 1818. Moonlight falls through the dense woods that surround a one-room cabin, where a nine-year-old Abraham Lincoln kneels at his suffering mother_s bedside. She_s been stricken with something the old-timers call "Milk Sickness"."My baby boy_" she whispers before dying. Only later will the grieving Abe learn that his mother's fatal affliction was actually the work of a vampire.When the truth becomes known to young Lincoln, he writes in his journal, "henceforth my life shall be one of rigorous study and devotion. I shall become a master of mind and body. And this mastery shall have but one purpose_" Gifted with his legendary height, strength, and skill with an axe, Abe sets out on a path of vengeance that will lead him all the way to the White House.While Abraham Lincoln is widely lauded for saving a Union and freeing millions of slaves, his valiant fight against the forces of the undead has remained in the shadows for hundreds of years. That is, until Seth Grahame-Smith stumbled upon The Secret Journal of Abraham Lincoln, and became the first living person to lay eyes on it in more than 140 years.Using the journal as his guide and writing in the grand biographical style of Doris Kearns Goodwin and David McCullough, Seth has reconstructed the true life story of America's greatest president for the first time - all while revealing the hidden history behind the Civil War and uncovering the role vampires played in the birth, growth, and near-death of the nation.

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This was an amazingly well written book. I bought it on the merit of the title and cover image alone and expected it to be a light-hearted comedy. What I got was so much more; a fictional biography of the secret life of Lincoln, backed by "evidence" in the form of his journal articles. If you were simultaneously ignorant of American history, the fact that vampires do not exist, and that this was a work of fiction, reading this could conceivably convince you that its contents are true. 

About the author (2011)

Seth Grahame-Smith is an author and a film and television writer/producer. His books include The Big Book of Porn: A Penetrating Look at the World of Dirty Movies; The Spider-Man Handbook: The Ultimate Training Manual; How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills; Pardon My President: Ready-to-Mail Apologies for Eight Years of George W. Bush; Pride and Prejudice and Zombies; and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

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