How to Massage Your Cat

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Knopf, Nov 1, 1985 - Humor - 32 pages
15 Reviews
As kitty gift books go, this is "the best, funniest, most inspiring" of them all, according to the "Village Voice and tens of thousands of dedicated readers. Now out on the prowl with a new cover that's the cat's meow, it's ready to inspire a second wave of cats and their owners to relax into a catnap. Author and illustrator Alice M. Brock (of Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant" fame) counsels cat owners to approach the cat quietly with palms "up and open." Beginning at the rear, the masseur works all the way around the cat using a "vigorous kneading motion," then rubs, presses, twists, and tugs the cat into a state of complete relaxation. We are assured that a well-massaged cat may remain in a state of prolonged calm "for some time." Brock's instructions are accompanied by charming illustrations sure to inspire a mischievous chuckle in both friends and foes of felines everywhere.

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User Review  - Laurie - Goodreads

The inexplicable joy this book brought me the first time a read it continues to fill me years later when I am most down. I remember the tears, trying to be quiet in the store, laughing uncontrollably ... Read full review

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User Review  - Blair - Goodreads

I died laughing in Barnes and Noble. Pretty hysterical. Read full review

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