I Ain't Scared of You (Google eBook)

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Simon and Schuster, Feb 17, 2002 - Biography & Autobiography - 192 pages
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"My granddaddy would get mad at all of us. He couldn't just get mad at one of us. 'Ain't nobody got...
You know what? Go to bed! All y'all, go to bed!'
It'd be like two o'clock in the afternoon. 'Go to bed!'"
Bernie Mac, the royal king of the Original Kings of Comedy, is salty and pissed off. The Chicago-bred performer has issues to get off his chest, and he doesn't mince words when he lets loose. No surprise, his live appearances have earned him a reputation as perhaps the truest voice of modern humor. Now, Mac has captured his comedic genius in print with his hilarious debut book.
Tearing through a wide range of topics with equal parts insight and irreverence, Bernie Mac shares views that may not sit well with everyone -- especially if you're caught in the crosshairs of his rants ("Kids today don't get the kind of injuries we used to get as children -- cut, bruised. Now, these lil' muh'fuckas just continuously get shot"). Still, his way of looking at the world will probably make you think and it's all but guaranteed to make you laugh. Taking on superstar athletes, the movie business, his fellow comedians, his marriage, and his friends and family ("You always knew when your grandmother was at home because her wig was on that little Styrofoam stand"), Mac unleashes side-splitting riffs on sex, religion, hygiene, money, and more.
Nobody is safe; nothing is sacred. Not even Bernie himself. Throughout I Ain't Scared Of You, Mac turns his humor inward, firing off self-deprecating salvos about his golf game, his own personal hypocrisies, even his sexual prowess -- "Women got toys...You can't compete with no dildo."
Mac's insights have earned him critical acclaim and international popularity. Now, I Ain't Scared Of You captures Bernie Mac's humor whole -- unadorned, unpretentious, and unafraid.
  

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Review: I Ain't Scared of You: Bernie Mac on How Life Is

User Review  - Michelle - Goodreads

I listened to Bernie himself read this to me. I loved it. I have always liked his voice and think he is pretty funny. He had a rough childhood but knew from when he was young that he would make people laugh. Enjoyable! Read full review

Review: I Ain't Scared of You: Bernie Mac on How Life Is

User Review  - Goodreads

I listened to Bernie himself read this to me. I loved it. I have always liked his voice and think he is pretty funny. He had a rough childhood but knew from when he was young that he would make people laugh. Enjoyable! Read full review

Contents

Hard Times And Humble Beginnings
1
How People Are
29
Entertainment
53
The Career Track
71
Family
97
In Case I Didnt Mention
127
Copyright

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About the author (2002)

Bernie Mac began his comedy career at age eight by hosting a weekly talent show on his front porch. He became a regular emcee at Chicago's legendary Cotton Club, and in 1990 won the prestigious Miller Lite Comedy Search. He has opened for The O'Jays, Gladys Knight and the Pips, and the Temptations and, as host of HBO's Midnight Mac, he won a CableACE Award nomination. slated to star in five upcoming movies. He is currently at work on a sitcom for the Fox Network.

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