I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus: A Breathers Christmas Carol

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Simon and Schuster, Oct 30, 2012 - Fiction - 208 pages
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“One of America’s best satiric novelists” (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his “extremely strong” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers.

He sees you when you’re sleeping . . . he knows when you’re undead.

How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus?

If you’ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldn’t understand.

Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where he’s been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family he’s lost but who thinks he’s the real Santa. He also doesn’t count on being recognized as last year’s national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice. . . .
  

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Review: I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus: A Breathers Christmas Carol

User Review  - Brendan - Goodreads

Want a novel with a zombie dressed like Santa Claus? You got it. Alex Winter, the undead narrator of Breathers, finds himself the object of incessant experimentation and torment at a government ... Read full review

Review: I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus: A Breathers Christmas Carol

User Review  - Kim Miner Litton - Goodreads

I felt Breathers was pretty perfect on its own and didn't think I wanted or needed a sequel, but I am a huge fan of the author and won this book in a contest on his blog. *READ BOOK ONE FIRST, AS THIS ... Read full review

Contents

Section 1
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Section 2
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Section 3
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Section 4
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Section 5
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Section 6
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Section 7
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Section 8
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Section 18
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Section 19
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Section 20
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Section 21
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Section 22
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Section 23
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Section 24
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Section 25
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Section 10
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Section 11
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Section 12
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Section 13
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Section 15
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Section 26
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Section 27
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Section 28
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Section 29
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Section 30
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Section 31
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Section 32
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S.G. Browne is the author of Big Egos, Lucky Bastard, Breathers, Fated, and the Breathers novella I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus, as well as the ebook collection Shooting Monkeys in a Barrel. He lives in San Francisco. Follow the author on Twitter and Facebook, or visit SGBrowne.com.

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