101 Uses for My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress

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Penguin, Oct 25, 2011 - Humor - 256 pages
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A truly unique book about making the best of a bad situation - the hilarious true story based on Kevin Cotter's popular blog "My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress".

When Kevin's wife left him, she had no interest in grabbing her wedding dress on the way out. "What am I going to do with it?" he asked "Whatever the f**k you want," she replied. After careful consideration, he did what any newly-divorced man would do-made it into a scarecrow, pasta strainer, dental floss, and 98 other things-while posting accompanying photos, videos, and witty commentary on his website.

 

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Contents

WINTER SCARF
WASHCLOTH
SPORTING EVENT BANNER
PASTA STRAINER
TOWEL
SHOWER CURTAIN
TOILETANDSHOWER MAT
DRESSING FOR YOUR SPECIAL DAY
SUPERHERO CAPE
DORAG
TURBAN
THE BIRTH OF A VERY CIVILIZED IDEA
LEAF BAG
SCARECROW
FROST CLOTH
WOODPILE BLANKET

FOOTREST
BEANBAG
FLYSWATTER
KLEENEX
PUNCHING BAG
BIB
LAUNDRY BAG
GROCERY BAG
IF YOU WERE STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND
TEA BAG
APRON
OVEN MITT
COFFEE FILTER
SHOE POLISH RAG
DISHRAG
JUICE STRAINER
DUST CLOTH
HOT PAD
I MIGHT BE A LITTLE OCD
DOORMAT
DROP CLOTH
RUG
CURTAINS
LAMPSHADE
ART CANVAS
GRILL COVER
TABLECLOTH
MY REASONS FOR LIVING
HONDA ELEMENT FLOOR LINER
SMARTCAR COVER
SUNSHADE
TOWROPE
OIL RAG
OIL PAN
GAS CAP
PIPE INSULATION
CAR WASH TOWEL
THE FOURTEENTH STATE
JUMP ROPE
GYM TOWEL
UMBRELLA
DENTAL FLOSS
YOGA MAT
BARBER SMOCK
SNUGGIE
EVEN BIGGER BUSINESS
MC HAMMER PANTS
SNOW CAMOUFLAGE
SUMO MAWASHI
LAWNMOWER BAG
CANOPY
POOL SKIMMER
DIRT TARP
HAMMOCK
YES I DO PLAY FAVORITES
BOAT SAIL
CAMPFIRE CHAIR
SLEEPING BAG
TENT
SLED
GOLF TOWEL
SOCCER NET
GOLF NET
I COULDA BEEN A CONTENDER
CHRISTMAS TREE SKIRT
SANTA SACK
WRAPPING PAPER
PUPPETSHOW CURTAIN
HOLIDAY DECORATIONS
HALLOWEEN COSTUME
CULTURAL EVENT ATTIRE
TABLE RUNNER
PIŅATA
AND THE BRIDE WORE WHITE
DOG TOY
DOG BED
BIRDFEEDER
BABY SLING
DOG LEASH
KENNEL BOX LINER
MANS BEST FRIENDS BEST FRIEND
MEDICAL BANDAGE
ICE PACK
SLIP N SLIDE
DRAG RACE PARACHUTE
SURRENDER FLAG
MATADOR CAPE
MOSQUITO NET
PURCHASING SOME PEACE OF MIND
SADDLE BLANKET
FISHING NET
FLYTYING MATERIAL
BOOKMARK
PICNIC BLANKET
KITE
MOVING BLANKET
JUST MARRIED DECORATION
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About the author (2011)

A box salesman by day, Kevin Cotter lives in Tucson, Arizona, and is the father of two children.

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