11,002 Things to Be Miserable About: The Satirical Not-So-Happy Book

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Abrams, Aug 5, 2011 - Humor - 448 pages
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11,002 Things to Be Miserable About is a list of all the reasons NOT to wake up in the morning. Ironically enough, when you put all of them under one cover, it’s actually very funny. This decidedly absurd inventory of misery is perfect for sardonic and disaffected youth, for people seeking gifts for Traumatic Event Birthdays (like 21, 25, 30, 40, and, well, anything after 40), and for anyone else with an offbeat sense of humor. Enjoy.
 
Some of the entries are pretty basic, like imitation crabmeat, student loans, and David Hasselhoff, but other entries actually include educational things, like: Dust mites, which make up one-third of the weight of a six-year-old pillow. See, you can laugh and learn.
 

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Funny Book!

User Review  - mommymoto - Overstock.com

I bought this for my teenage son and it turned out to be very funny. We both really enjoyed it & its about half the cost here than at the bookstore we went to. Way worth it! Funny stuff! Now were buying the other one 14000 things to be happy about Read full review

an untorabaly funny book that'll keep you lauphing

User Review  - Nicole Brooks - Borders

this book is unquestionably hilarious! It describes so many different reasons not to wake up in the morning in a way that makes you lauph so hard you're abs will hurt at the end of the book ... Read full review

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Lia Romeo is an award-winning comic playwright who has worked as a P.R. account executive, a receptionist, and a sandwich artist, all of which have equipped her superbly for writing this book. Nick Romeo is a fiction writer and public intellectual of whom the public is not yet aware. His current day job has sunk him into a deep malaise, which he has little hope of ever escaping.

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