1,000,000 VERSES Direct from the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Lulu Enterprises Incorporated, Apr 23, 2008 - 699 pages
This remarkable volume contains exactly 1,000,000 verses direct and uncensored from the Flying Spaghetti Monster. That's over 5,000,000 words. Revolutionary computer techology and groundbreaking artificial intelligence software from Europe have searched nearly 3,000,000 verses from the FSM and identified 1,0000,000 as most profound. All verses are computer-ranked according to degree of meaningfulness, a claim no other world religion can make about its scriptures! Useful tool for intimidating disbelievers and squashing religious dissent. Excellent bedtime reading for insomniacs. A beautiful coffee table book or door stop. THIS BOOK IS AN INCREDIBLE BARGAIN. THE ORIGINAL 5333 PAGE VERSION HAS BEEN SHRUNK TO A HANDY 700 PAGES. (TO DO THIS, THE FONT HAD TO BE REDUCED TO 3 POINTS -- YOU MUST USE A MAGIFYING GLASS, OR LOOK VERY VERY CLOSELY.) Here is a Holy Book that truly demands close examination.
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