1,001 Facts that Will Scare the S#*t Out of You: The Ultimate Bathroom Reader

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F+W Media, Mar 18, 2010 - Reference - 304 pages
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Fact: Chocolate contains the alkaloid theobromine, which in high doses can be toxic to humans, and in even small amounts can kill dogs, parrots, horses, and cats.
This means that despite its name, the Kit-Kat candy bar is not a recommended snack for your kitty-cat. I wonder how many cats have died because of this confusion.

Fact: The most germ-laden place on your toilet isn't the seat or even the bowl--it's the handle.
The solution: Don't flush. Let the next guy worry about it.

There are "just the facts"--and then there are just the facts that will frighten the bejeezus out of you. And thanks to this little gem of a bathroom book, you'll never look at the world the same way again, without, er, dry heaving a little bit.

From the sneaky fish that can swim up our genitals to the E. coli bacteria lurking in the very water we drink, disturbing phenomena are everywhere we turn. Educational, entertaining, and undeniably horrifying, this book isn't guaranteed to help you, um, go to the bathroom, but it's certain to make your time there more...informed.

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Witty, Twisted Trivia

User Review  - cbiltz - Borders

Sure to make you laugh, this unique trivia book contains 1,001 scary, odd, revolting, and bizarre documented facts. Along with each fact is a tidbit of humorous commentary from the author, Cary McNeal ... Read full review

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User Review  - Veeralpadhiar - LibraryThing

This is the kind of book you read when you are multitasking as it does not demand your full attention. It won't exactly scare you or anything because most of the facts would be already well known to you if you have spent some considerable time on the internet. Still, a fun read. Read full review

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About the author (2010)

Cary McNeal is an Emmy-winning TV writer and producer who has written comedy for Mike Myers, Chris Tucker, Fred Willard, and more, and once TP'ed the home of a famous actor who pissed him off. McNeal writes for several websites, including Asylum (www.asylum.com) and Not for Tourists (www.NotForTourists.com), and blogs at List of the Day (http://listoftheday.blogspot.com). He lives in Athens, GA.

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