The 2,320 Funniest Quotes: The Most Hilarious Quips and One-Liners from Allgreatquotes.com

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Ulysses Press, 2011 - Humor - 384 pages
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ENJOY THE MOST HILARIOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME
Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics.

* God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
-- Robin Williams
* Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
-- Spike Milligan
* Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
-- Oscar Wilde
* The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!
-- Homer Simpson
* When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his fi rst name was "Always.”
-- Rita Rudner
* Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
-- George Burns


 

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Contents

Actors Hollywood and the Movies
7
History 15?
15
Alcohol and Other Drugs
20
America and Americans 54
34
Art
49
Books and Reading
65
Children and Parenting
80
Death
95
Life
205
Love 218
218
Marriage Cheating and Divorce 255
233
Men Women Battle of the Sexes
255
Mexico and Mexicans 278
278
Music
291
Proverbs 511
311
Science and Technology 526
326

Family and Relations
110
Forgiveness
124
Gaffes and Dumbest Things Ever Said
152
Home
159
Ireland and the Irish
189
The Simpsons Wisdom 548
348
Sports 562
362
Success 581
381
Vice and Virtue 597
397
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About the author (2011)

Tom Corr is a web publisher, journalist and former regional newspaper editor living in Ireland. He has worked for Ireland's Independent News & Media and UK-based Johnston Press. He operates one of the world's most visited quotes sites, www.allgreatquotes.com, which inspires 3 million visitors monthly.

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